Book Plots I'd Love to See

Here's a list of plots I'd love to see in a book:

• Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy buys an Xbox and a large pizza.
• A vampire and a werewolf hook up and go to buy a love seat, only to discover, tragically, that they disagree on the choice of fabric.
• A gritty police detective wins a trip to Hawaii in the middle of a brutal murder investigation, has a very pleasant stay, and returns to discover that the case is all wrapped up.
• A budding concert pianist approaches the performance of her life and does an okay job.
• Girl meets boy, girl wins boy, boy buys an Xbox and a large pizza with the girl's money.
• After writing several ridiculous plot lines, a writer stops blogging and gets back to work.